chainsawpunk:

american horror story: asylum

actual photo of me in the future

#me
HOLY FUCK I LOVE BEES IM GOING TO CRY IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY BECAUSE BEES ARE SO FUCKING GREAT I WANT 200
Sherlock probably (via illalwayslovesherlock)    

lostwiginity:

Closer…

Closer…

Come on, you’re almost there! Just-

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

lanawinteers:

I saw an opportunity and I unfortunately took it

janlock:

I made a lot of money out of you, Mister.